Annoying girlfriends / Annoying boyfriends

How to get rid of annoying girlfriends :

22 Tips that will teach you how you can get rid of an annoying gf/bf

1. Tell them you still love your ex.

2. Tell them you are gay.

3. Fake a mental or physical illness.

4. Message saying “We need to talk” then switch off your phone.

5. Start uploading other men/women’s pic on your phone.

6. Add random men/women as friends on facebook and leave love notes on their wall.

7. Make fun of them in public.

8. Make fun of their parents.

9. Start freaking out on their actions.

10. Tell them “it me not you”.

11. Sleep with his/her friend.

12. Sleep with your friend.

13. Sleep with your friend’s friend.

14. Stop sleeping for few days and then sleep when you meet him/her.

15. Sms them saying “last night was amazing (some random man/woman’s name here)”.

16. Change your facebook relationship status to single and click like on it.

17. Tell them you already have kids.

18. If you are a girl tell him you are pregnant. That will surely get rid of him. If you are a guy tell her you can never make her pregnant – “it” doesn’t work.

19. Tell them you wish to become a priest/nun.

20. Tell them you are an undercover agent for the FBI and xyz isn’t even your real name. You have to go off on a mission and you might not come back alive. BYE BYE !

21. Be twice as annoying.

22. Change your phone number and block them on facebook.

Cheers,
Jimmy

PS : True love is hard to find. If you find it , keep it